Add a different jelly . . . It is a well known fact that Cubans have guava running through their veins . . .
Oatnut is a really nice bread . . . Say "Oatnut" three times fast . . . Now try it again with a mouth full of almond butter . . .
Cut the sandwich, for Pete's sake! It'll only take a second! And please cut it in thirds . . . after all, we are trying something different, right . . . ?
There now, all we need is a nice cup of tea . . .
Now, what kind of tea . . . ?